I was sitting on the couch tonight, my dog Ozzy curled up under my feet, when I randomly started making elephant noises. I tried to get Ozzy to do the same when my mother interjected something alarming…dogs don’t have lips! I was in shock! I immediately began to investigate and came to a conclusion that in fact, dogs do have lower lips, yet not upper lips.
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My aunt died of influenza...or so they say. But I believe they done her in.
Snooty Rich People:
Good lord, done her in, you say? What on earth is that?
Nothing, nothing. It's the new small talk, you see.
Indeed. And what happened to her new straw hat that should have gone to me? I say, they pinched it!
Snooty rich lady:
Pinched it?! Surely you don't think they would have killed her for a straw hat!
I do! They would have done just as much for a hat pin, let alone a straw hat!
What are you sniggering at?
Nothing. Its just the new small talk, you're so good at it!
We are the yesterday of tomorrow.
What? Wait...that's today